Love is holding hands in the street

  Marriage is holding arguments in the street

  Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant

  Marriage is Chinese take-out

  Love is cuddling on a sofa

  Marriage is deciding on a sofa

  Love is talking about having children

  Marriage is talking about getting away from children

  Love is going to bed early

  Marriage is going to sleep early

  Love is losing your appetite

  Marriage is losing your figure

  Love is a flickering flame

  Marriage is a flickering television

  Love is 1 drink and 2 straws

  Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"